They’re 3 and 1 and they’re freaking cute! They’re not as cute as my kids, but God love ’em for trying. Here are some funny things they say.
E is 3 and N is 18 months old.
Cracker Bear = Cracker Barrel
Root beard = root beer
Blushing = sneezing (Derived from the common term “Bless you.”)
If you ask N her name, she’ll tell you it’s Becca. Every. Single. Time. Her name isn’t Becca. It’s not even close to Becca.
N: “Ringa rouna rosie. Bocka bocka bocka.”
E to a tiny baby N, who was crying in her bouncy seat: You will never bring honor to this family.
More to come in the next installment.