I mean, some knowledge shouldn’t be kept to myself. What a waste that would be! Plus, you know you want to know. Don’t act like I’m the weird one here who knows gross things and is talking about them on the interwebs. Yeah, you’re still reading.
1. On hog farms, pigs’ tails are removed when they’re babies…so that other pigs don’t EAT THEM!
Yeah. That’s a real thing. Pigs will eat each others’ tails if presented with the opportunity to do so. Oh, I’m sure they’re delicious! If you got all the little, coarse pig hairs off of those things, they probably taste like Pork Rinds. Cartilage-y, sinewy Pork Rinds. Mmmmmm. After a little more research, I learned that its likely that pigs do this because they’re stressed due to crowded living conditions. US Amerrcans like pork, m’kay! Then, they get infected and then we have sepsis in our pork chops. And no one – NO ONE – like a septic pork chop.
2. For every 30 pounds a man is overweight, he loses an inches of penis.
No, it doesn’t fall off. It gets swallowed up by the fat around it. I’ll just do some math for you. The average male has 6″ of penis when erect. If this average man were 180 pounds overweight, he would be left with something that resembled a belly button. You’ve just pictured it and I’m sorry about that. Let this be a cautionary tale.
3. They put labels around the tops of ketchup bottles so you can’t see al the bug parts in the ketchup.
Ketchup is made from tomatoes. Tomatoes are commonly the home to those disgusting, green, spiny tomato worms. Tomatoes go to Heinz factory. Heinz factory mashes tomatoes that contain green worms. Ketchup is made from said tomatoes. Aforementioned green worm parts float to the top of the ketchup bottles while on the store shelves, and would be completely visible if not for the bottleneck label.
4. The average person who eat fast food on a regular basis will consume about 12 pubic hairs per year.
What else do you want me to say about this? Is there any way I can make it funny? Do you think eating pubes is funny? DO YOU?!
There. I know gross things. Happy Monday.