(at the dinner table)
B: We went to computer lab today for specials but we didn’t do computers in there. We just watched a video.
Me: Oh, that’s weird. Did you have a substitute?
B: What’s a substitute?
G: It’s when Mrs. Computer isn’t there and there a substitute.
3: (convulsing with laughter)
Me: 3, what is your problem?!
3: You guys said toot!!!!!!